Greg Kelly, Conservative troll, tweeted “I think Harry Styles would benefit from 3 years in the Marine Corps”—the problem being that he slandered Harry Styles on Al Gore’s internet. Kelly clearly wants Styles to be more than his obvious, gross bias towards Styles embracing himself. “masculine”His standards. I counter that with the image of Harry Styles’ back musclesHe just posted this on Instagram.
The tweet is Styles in his Coachella look. He wore a sequined jumpsuit and looked great while doing it.
This mentality isn’t a new thing. These grotesque Republican men see Harry Styles as a renter, for whatever reason. Why bother about other people when you can just sit online and project all your insecurities onto the actor and musician? The hilariously funny response was hilariously funny from Harry stans everywhere. They all began to reply with jokes about Dunkirk.
The 2017 Christopher Nolan movie featured Harry Styles playing a solider in the World War II battle and was one of the first times that fans got to see Styles’ acting chops. It also put Harry Styles in a uniform, so when Kelly made a quip about the Marine Corps, fans ran with it.
Support our troops (aka the cast of Dunkirk)
Greg Kelly, I guess, was not prepared for a bunch of fans coming to the defense of Harry Styles in a hilarious way.
ASTOUNDING-Many think since HARRY STYLES was in “Dunkirk” he was in the Military. He’s in a COSTUME, Not a Uniform. “Entertainers” were once there for our occasional Amusement, now FANATICS have made them a New Religion. (“Dunkirk” STUNK btw. Couldn’t decide what it wanted to be) https://t.co/bNLNYCECGp
— Greg Kelly (@gregkellyusa) April 19, 2022
What we’ve learned here is that Harry Styles has some of the funniest fans. Yes, I’m including myself in that compliment. The reality is just that we’re tired of this constant conservative outrage over Harry Styles simply living his life.
He can’t wear a dress without them flipping out. He can’t wear a jumpsuit without one of them crying. He seems just fine, and it’s breaking their minds that Harry Styles continues to carry on and do whatever he wants and their upset that he’s just … existing isn’t doing anything to change how Styles is.
Greg, it’s time you support the troops and watch Dunkirk, and when you’re done, check out Eternals before listening to his albums.
(image: Warner Bros.
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